I don’t do Tiki, except for when I do.

This week’s drink special is, on a personal level, a thing of terror: it has pineapple.  I hate pineapple.  But every now and then, I must remind myself that I’m not making drinks for myself, I’m making drinks for whoever will buy them.  Not everyone likes terribly spiritous cocktails, and some people don’t drink like a seventy-five year old man (exempli gratia; me).  Some people like pineapple and coconut, even though I abhor them.  Enter ‘OMH’s Obligatory Tropical Summer Drink’.

The OOTSD is rare to me in that it is not accompanied by a poem (though there is an arguement for the name to be changed to ee cummings I Like My Body.  Time will tell on that point), and that it is a tiki style drink, which is a genre of imbibing I haven’t yet dipped my toes in to.

Now that I’ve explained the poor thing to death, here is the recipe and the recipes for the things that go in the recipe.

Inception Recipes:

Orgeat Syrup – Taken largely from Imbibe.com, but with some noted deviations.

2 1/4 cups raw almonds, sliced
3 1/2 cups tap water
3 1/2 cups distilled or filtered water
1/2 cup turbinado sugar
1 oz Everclear
The peel of one slice of orange

  • Take the almonds and break them up into pretty coarse bits, then put them along with the tap water into a bowl for about an hour.  Why?  I don’t know, but every orgeat recipe calls for this step.
  • When the hour is up, strain the tap water out, and replace it with the distilled or filtered water. Let this mix sit for 5-6 hours.  Since orgeat is a lighter syrup, the flavor of tap water can really put a damper on the overall flavor of the syrup.
  • While the almonds are steeping into the filtered water, put the everclear and orange peel into a separate container and allow it to infuse.   Be sure to shave off as much of the bitter pith as possible.  Most recipes call for orange blossom water and vodka, but since that would require procuring orange blossom water, I improvised.
  • Once the time is up, filter the almond chunks from the water and discard them.  Since there aren’t really any fine pieces, a clean towel will suffice as the filter.  At this point, also remove the orange peel from the everclear.
  • Pour the almond water, orange infused everclear, and sugar into a pint bottle.  Cap the bottle, and shake until the sugar has dissolved.

The alcohol is an important part of the syrup, as it acts as a preservative.  With it, the syrup will keep about a month refrigerated, without it, about a week.  Bare that in mind should you decide to forgo it.

Malibu and Pineapple Ice

Pineapple juice
Malibu Liqueur
Ice tray

Mix one part Malibu to four parts pineapple juice, pour into an ice tray, and freeze.

The Drink

1.5 coconut vodka (I used New Amsterdam.  Cali pride.)
1 House Orgeat Syrup (The first recipe below)
One Malibu and Pineapple Ice Cube (Second recipe below)

  • Put vodka and orgeat syrup into a mixing glass, and stir with regular ice.
  • Strain into a rocks glass.
  • Add Pineapple ice.
  • Enjoy the magic.

When I say enjoy the magic, I’m not talking about how wonderful the drink is.  I’m talking about the ice.  Since it isn’t frozen water, the drink doesn’t dilute.  The first sips will be coconut, and the creamy, ever so delicate citrus of the orgeat, and strong.


While the ice melts, it introduces two new flavors, pineapple, and a hint of rum, as well as bolstering the confidence of the beloved coconut.

Still got it.

  1. Also, I suggest taking a good picture of the actual ice cube to post on here. Just a thought. 🙂

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